Joe Stump

Super Sonic Shred Machine (Leviathan)
by Scott Hefflon

The Yngwie J-Is-For-Jerk-Off Malmsteen references abound tonight: “Please Do Let It End,” “You’re No Viking,” “March Out, March Way, Way Out,” and “I’ll See The Light Tonight Reflecting in the Toilet Bowl As I Regurgitate ’80s Guitar Wank.”