Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.
There’s no end to the things you can make fun of if you can stop giggling long enough to scribble a one-liner on one of the shut-off notices lying around. That’s what they’re there for.
This column used to be called Garbage Pail. The title stunk, but the contents didn’t. It was a “catch all” for random weirdness scribbled on bar napkins and pizza boxes. It was also an excuse to commission illustrations that, let’s face it, would never exist otherwise.
Mental Shrapnel is a collection of the the weird mental connections you make and riff on with your friends and laugh until you pee.
Email a Top Ten list, pitch sitcom plots we’ll never see, ponder what classic movies would’ve been like if Ashton Kutcher stared in them, whatever.
Do your friends think you’re a riot? Well, that’s why they’re your friends. Send in your brain farts anyway.
by Scott Hefflon
* by Todd S. Rogers
** by Dave Dawson
Illustration by Dave Dawson
Welcome to the Dollhouse of 1000 Corpses
That Thing Called Love Actually
You Got Served Waiting for Guffman
Jumpin’ Jack Flash Gordon
Pretty Dead Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead
The Osbourne Identity
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days of Thunder
Moscow on the Hudson Hawk
Whose Flatliner is it Anyway?
View from the Pretty Woman on Top Gun
Say Anything Goes
Daddy Daycare Bears
Taxi Driving Miss Daisy*
Raging Bull Durham**
Sling Blade: Trinity**