While clever, Failure provides no gratification such as “Detachable Penis,” “Jesus Was Way Cool,” and that song that asked “Are you icky? Are you sticky?”
While it’s a good thing that some hardcore/emo kids will start getting into stuff like this, it’s a much better idea for them to just pick up the real thing.
Dismal Euphony comes from black roots (unlike most Goths’ hair) and they have the male “blackened shriek,” but somehow they just don’t take me the distance.