Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column April 1, 1999 My advice to y’all: William Faulkner is dead – get off it.
Garbage Pail – Movie Combinations – Column April 1, 1999 Movie Combinations: Boogie Nights of the Living Dead. There’s Something about Moll Flanders. Bound to Crash on a Lost Highway.
Garbage Pail – Manson Queen – Column April 1, 1999 Starlet + Serial Killer/Psycho/Baddy = Your Androgynous Glam-Horror Name: Demi Dahmer, Sarah Michelle Hitler, Ally McVeigh…
Garbage Pail – Genetic Splicings I’d Hate to See – Column April 1, 1999 Genetic Splicings: George Michael Myers, Ron Howard Cosell, Tommy Lee Harvey Oswald.
Garbage Pail – A Few of my Favorite Things… – Column April 1, 1999 Favorite band name to pronounce when you have a cold: Sebadoh
Garbage Pail – Children’s Books You’ll Never See – Column April 1, 1999 “Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear.” “Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.” “The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.”
Garbage Pail – A Candid Date With A Candidate – Column April 1, 1999 Lance Blank is a politician who isn’t afraid to take a stand on the issues. Most of Blank’s “issues” have the pages stuck together.
Garbage Pail – Band Collaborations – Column April 1, 1999 Band Collaborations: Sugar Ice Cubes, Ransyd Barrett, Reel Big Hagfish.
Deal of a Lifetime – Fiction January 1, 1999 “What’d I tell you, Boy?” he said, not moving, voice low and gravely. “Kick back, take it easy, take a minute when the Old Man offers.”
Garbage Pail – Things That Disturb Me – Column January 1, 1999 My growing suspicion that the letters in Penthouse Forum are real, but the ones I’ve been getting from my mother aren’t.