Garbage Pail

Genetic Splicings I’d Hate to See

by Scott Hefflon

• Chris Cornell Carter
• Steely Dan Quayle
• Jenny Craig Kilborn
• George Michael Myers
• Marky Mark Slaughter
• Matt Daymon Wayans
• Janeane Garafolorence Henderson
• Steve Austin Powers
• Elton Johnny Depp
• Tipper Gore Vidal
• Ron Howard Cosell
• Newt Gingrichie Rich
• Eddie Murphy Brown
• Tom Wolfman Jack
• Drew Barrymorton Downey Jr.
• Demi Morton Downey Jr.
• Mary Tyler Morton Downey Jr.
• Vince Neil Diamond
• Tommy Lee Harvey Oswald
• John F. KenneDee Snider
• Ted Kennedy Dee Ramone