The Culture Bunker – Fiction

March 1, 1995

Plans are in the works for a compilation album, Red Hot and Congested, to further aid Bucktooth’s struggle and maybe buy him some tasty blackberry cough drops.

How to Start Your Own Zine – Fiction

March 1, 1995

The secret is “ad sales.” This may put off some, but it’s not so different from hustling retired New York transit workers during the summer on the Jersey Shore.

Prelude to a Lick – Column

March 1, 1995

Even if you don’t know the band, you oughta skim the review. Maybe they’re the next big thing. Maybe the writer has a catch-phrase you can cop and sound witty.

Lettuce – Fiction

February 1, 1995

Too much joy leaves an aching in my heart, An icepick in my heart, And a piece of lettuce between my teeth.

Cupid’s Painbrush – Fiction

February 1, 1995

There’s a kind of Zen to dipping the paintbrush in the paint can just deep enough, and then sliding it across a window sash, holding it at the perfect angle…

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