The Italian Job – Review

February 2, 2004

Nothing angers a movie geek faster nowadays than remaking a classic. Although, it should be mentioned, the original The Italian Job wasn’t exactly a classic.

The Eye – Review

February 2, 2004

Mun was a blind woman fitted with corneas that allow her to notice the hundreds of ghosts walking around modern China. The weirdness takes off from there.

School of Rock – Review

February 2, 2004

I want to know what these kids will come up with when they have their own head-on collisions with teen angst, not just tribute angst for some outgrown rocker.

Ju-On – Review

February 2, 2004

The best film of this type in years. There’s no plot, just a premise. A Ju-on is a vengeful ghost, who doesn’t seem real picky about who it takes revenge on.

Hooligans and Thugs – Review

February 2, 2004

As disgusted as I was with the production values, I did still get a kick out of seeing Euro-trash and South Americans beat the living shit out of each other for an hour.

Growin’ A Beard – Review

February 2, 2004

Since 1939, the emerald in Shamrock Texas’ St. Patrick’s Day celebration has been the beard-growing contest, an event on the magnitude of Groundhog Day in Pennsylvania.

Extra Weird Sampler – Review

February 2, 2004

A must-have is the Something Weird Video Extra Weird Sampler, which is a collection of trailers for some of the cheesiest films ever made.

Dreamcatcher – Review

February 2, 2004

Character points are hinted at, then completely ignored. People die more of stupidity than anything the monsters do. And the ending…

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