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Graffic Traffic – Column

October 1, 1997

I get so sick of reading what is likely to be another in the 99-in-a-hundred super-hero comics suck pile, that I just gotta try a different flavor.

Liquor Lecture – Column

October 1, 1997

Sometimes it all becomes too refined. Don’t you want to have a cheap, shitty, gutter brew? Don’t you want to relish the pain it takes to swallow Popov vodka?

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

October 1, 1997

If you’re cranking The Soundtrack to my Life Volume 147 while dustbusting your CD collection and wine rack, you know life took a turn and you missed the exit.

Sarre-Chasm – A Letter to my Local Radio Programmer – Column

October 1, 1997

Tell me, Mr. Rock Authority, does Live Really Rock? Filter? Does anyone on the fucking planet “Unplugged” Really Rock?

The Internationale Music Report – Column

October 1, 1997

Whether it’s Yugoslavian rap, or Finnish ska, I’ll keep you posted on all the happenings that are bound to eventually filter down to your gutter culture anyway.

Garbage Pail – Column

October 1, 1997

“I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.”

Coroner’s Corner – Space… What a Cool Place – Column

October 1, 1997

The blockbuster of the summer should be Contact. Viewing this classic, I felt the ghost of Carl Sagan was sitting next to me going, “Cool… this film rocks.”

Liquor Lecture – What I Drank On My Summer Vacation – Column

September 1, 1997

There I was, swimming, laughing, and letting it all hang out, when I grabbed my beer, took a deep pull, and sighed in satisfaction.

In For a Fin – Five fun things for under five dollars – Column

September 1, 1997

Gigantic Jaw Breakers: If Willy Wonka had a deal going with your dentist, it would be these monstrous, molar removing candies.

Graffic Traffic – It’s not the heat… – Column

September 1, 1997

It’s easy to see why this woman won the Xeric award with her true people stories, subtle facial expressions, and a dating story so authentically excruciating.