column – Page 28 – Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Articles We Didn’t Run Because Of… Uh… Space – Column

September 1, 1997

An exclusive interview with Sammy Hagar

Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part One) – Column

September 1, 1997

What They Said: “In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.” What We Thought They Said: “In a gouda fajita, baby.”

Garbage Pail – Just a Thought – Column

September 1, 1997

Ever wondered who this gender-nonspecific Webster person is who defines our language? And what of Roget? What do we really know about this Roget character?

Coroner’s Corner – Saving Two Hours Of Your Life – Column

September 1, 1997

A favorable pastime is gathering buddies, videos, and a case of Snapple (or favorite beverage). You can laugh like maniacs, and stop the film for discussion.

Videosyncrasy – Best Buddies – Column

September 1, 1997

We can hop the turnstile and have a token gay cast! (Don’t worry, there’ll be no discrimination that can’t be solved in 22 minutes, and certainly no kissing.)

Sarre-Chasm – Night Of The Living Old People – Column

September 1, 1997

I recently saw Saccharine Trust. It didn’t matter that Brewer’s gut is as prominent as the madness in his eyes or that Baiza is shrinking, they sounded great.

Lick Us Back – Readers Response – Column

September 1, 1997

“Thanks for the positive press you gave Ramona (Silver) early… and thanks again for dedicating so much print on your current disdain for her.”

Videosyncrasy – Surf’n’Jerk – Column

July 1, 1997

The “rules” are simple: The player flips through television channels using a remote control in one hand, while engaging in self-gratification with the other.

Underground Station – Column

July 1, 1997

David Britton’s Adventures of Meng and Ecker. Banned in England in 1992. About 260 pages of intricate art that is meaner than the famous junkyard dog.

Sarre-Chasm – Waiting for the Bubble to Burst – Column

July 1, 1997

Indie labels used to vary in size, scope, and distribution, but they did lots of the dirty work required to keep rock’n’roll alive until the majors stepped in.