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Coroner’s Corner – Big Bloody Guys in Speedos – Column

May 1, 1997

The goal is simple; beat the snot out of your opponent before he severely injures you. And if you win, you can heal in luxury with a nice chunk-o-change.

Flesh and Boredom in Vegas – Column

April 1, 1997

Combine porn stars who show up to sign autographs and pose for pictures and their admirers and you have hundreds of male dogs in need of a leg to hump.

The Third Eye – Sufism – Column

April 1, 1997

The Sufi path takes the seeker to the Divine Essence, the ultimate goal being to dissolve in Absolute Truth – God. The ways to God are as numerous as breaths.

Wave That Freak-Flag High – Column

April 1, 1997

Lenny Kaye’s Nuggets album inspired a lotta modern groups to assimilate the best elements of ’60s garage-punk and re-create them with better recording.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

April 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Four Non Blondies (“What’s Going On? Call Me.”). REM Speedwagon (“I Can’t Fight This Feeling, Kenneth”).

Garbage Pail – Column

April 1, 1997

Finally! A web site that goes soggy in milk! Links to the Vitamin B homepage! Helps you download more smoothly! And goes great with java!

Liquor Lecture – Bar-Hopping – Column

April 1, 1997

Bar-hoppers are annoying social locusts who descend on a bar, schmooze and wheedle their way into others’ social lives, and then swarm away to the next bar.

Mediacrity – The Oscars – Column

April 1, 1997

They nominated good movies, that’s what!!! Quality independent-minded films with few explosions and no breakdancing aliens, and only one starring Tom Cruise!

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

April 1, 1997

It’s not especially hard, in theory at least, to do something right once. Repeating the process with any sense of continuity is the tough part.

Sarre-Chasm – Calling the Kettle Black – Column

April 1, 1997

Don’t be fooled, Gibby Haynes woulda sold his soul to sniff the pussy of an MTV VJette a decade ago if only one woulda given him half a chance.