Garbage Pail

by Scott Hefflon, William Ham, and Lex Marburger

ANOTHER SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE:

Finally! A web site that goes soggy in milk! Links to the Vitamin B homepage! Helps you download more smoothly! And goes great with java!

Various crap overheard in Lollipop‘s Offices (as far as you know):

• I could read her mind, and it was full of typos. At least it wasn’t in Braille.
• Oedipus was a motherfucker, and Faust sold out while Jesus got nailed. Hamlet was a great Dane, and Polyphemus had an eye out for nobody in particular.

Helpful Hints For Lollipop Writers

Number 236 – Words and/or Phrases to Avoid Due to Overuse:

• “Insipid”
• “Cathartic”
• “Quirky”
• “Ethereal”
• “_____ as fuck”
• “I hear they rock live”
• Hyphenated words more than 75 characters (ex. “Post-Hip-Hop-Techno-Acid-Emo-Lounge-Punk-Skronk-Noise-Metal-Klezmer-Core-As-Fuck”)
• “Like _____ on Acid”
• “Marilyn Manson”
• “Perry Como”
• “Semprini”