Fiction – Page 14 – Lollipop Magazine

The Mind Museum and Adjoining Garden – Fiction

April 1, 1997

Was it the catchy name? The pagan imagery? The long download time? Media is a happy hunting ground where the quarry pay for the privilege of being captured.

Bring Me The Head of Jeff Lynne, etc… – Fiction

February 1, 1997

A list of some of our prime targets – people and things that have made it their mission to undermine the innate righteousness of the Hallowed Kingdom of Rock.

Dispatches From the City of Death – Fiction

February 1, 1997

It’s long overdue that someone addresses the plague-like invasion of Las Vegas by armies of incredibly well-dressed, $2 gamblers who cannot hold their liquor.

The Culture Bunker – Obscurity Minus 14:59 And Counting – Fiction

February 1, 1997

I knew it was coming to me, so I had to do it right. I sprung into action immediately, sustaining only mild facial contusions when I slammed into the wall.

The Mind Museum and Adjoining Garden – Fiction

February 1, 1997

We have come to visit with Charles Laramie, curator, sole exhibiter, sole patron of, and indeed, sole visitor to the descriptively named Mind Museum.

Women and Men – Men: Ya can’t live with them, ya can’t feed ’em to the dog – Fiction

February 1, 1997

Guys can be downright embarrassing. Sometimes you want to apologize to your friends for their behavior. Sometimes you want to apologize to them for their behavior.

Women and Men – Women: Peaceful Cohabitation is Bunk – Fiction

February 1, 1997

We are willing to battle any adversary that threatens our homes, or our loved ones. But how are we to do battle with droplets of milk left on a counter?

Fame – Fiction

December 1, 1996

I’ve wanted to be an actor, a rock star, a writer, and/or a director depending on the level of grandeur I was on. Or how much Star Search I’d been watching.

How to Terrify Your Girlfriend, Pt. 117 – Fiction

December 1, 1996

Time to find out if she’s with you, or just another sculpture of gorgeous flesh you’re passing through on the road to wherever the hell it is you’re going.

Idi the Gourmet – Fiction

December 1, 1996

It’s been twenty years since the world’s collective conscience was shocked by the horrific antics of Idi Amin. Now THERE was an Evil Dictator.