Scott Hefflon – Page 201 – Lollipop Magazine

MDFMK – Review

June 1, 2000

MDFMK (KMFDM backwards) is similar to KMFDM, so what? They had many good ideas spread over their 10 years of “techno/industrial dance” pioneering/regurgitating.

Lita Ford – Greatest Hits Live! – Review

June 1, 2000

“Hey, this is cheesy bar rock! Wait, I get it! Gimme a beer and a shot and let’s yell for Lita to show us her tits until we get thrown out!”

Jim Martin – Milk and Blood – Review

June 1, 2000

How did this vanity project ever get released without someone saying, “Jim, you gotta be kidding me, this fuckin’ sucks.”

Groovie Ghoulies – Travels with My Amp – Review

June 1, 2000

So stripped down (no keyboards, handclaps, or backup vocals/harmonies), it’s like listening to “purified” tunes by The Queers or Riverdales.

Grief – And Man Will Become the Hunted – Review

June 1, 2000

If you think Eyehategod and all that New Orleans swamp dirge metal is cool but just plain too fast and cheerful, try Grief.

Glassjaw – Everything You Wanted to Know About Silence – Review

June 1, 2000

Wildly overrated, like most nü metal.

Cradle of Filth – From Cradle to Enslavement – Review

June 1, 2000

Slayeresque leads, demon bellows, snakespit’n’snarl vocals like no one else can manage, all set to thrashy, galloping guitars and blurs of blackened shred.

Bracket – When All Else Fails – Review

June 1, 2000

Some songs make you just wanna sit and hang out your bedroom window watching the clouds float lazily by. Especially the ones that look like boobies.

Five Iron Frenzy – All the Hype That Money Can Buy – Review

June 1, 2000

They’re from Denver, and sprinkle in some punk fun amidst the horn riffs and that kinda shit Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger and the new slew of hotshots do.

Emperor – Live Ceremony – Review

June 1, 2000

Emperor. Live. Multi-media CD. Any questions? Don’t fight it; go with it, make it your friend, enjoy the turbulent ride.