Scott Hefflon – Page 277 – Lollipop Magazine

Prelude to a Lick – Rock ‘n’ Roll Will Never Die – Column

June 1, 1997

Someone has to devise a way for us to get the much-sought-after warm, fuzzy feelings brought on by fond memories of things that haven’t yet occurred.

Staind – Tormented – Review

June 1, 1997

When Aaron Lewis isn’t crooning, croaking, and moaning mournfully about how really shitty the world is and how much he doesn’t like it, he’s screaming.

Garbage Pail – Sample Questions from The Punker Aptitude Test – Column

June 1, 1997

If Bad Religion’s tour bus driving West at 69 mph, and collided with Def Leppard who were traveling East in a train going 92 mph, the resulting sound would be:

Sheep On Drugs – One For the Money – Review

June 1, 1997

Sheep on Drugs bastardize every genre, steal clips from anywhere and everywhere, and yet still write songs.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

June 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Panterosmith. Sly and the Family Stone Temple Pilots. Ani DiFrankie Goes To Hollywood.

Puncture – Immune – Review

June 1, 1997

With distorted vocals, crisp drums, crunching guitars, and samples, Immune is a chaotic picture littered with the debris of a culture rapidly destroying itself.

Pist-on – #1 – Review

June 1, 1997

“Parole” opens the disc with a Master of Puppets-era growl, yet the fat-sounding guitars are more reminiscent of Type O Negative.

Peace Sanctuary – Defy the System – Review

June 1, 1997

I have no idea what kind of market is left for groove-heavy, go-psycho rock ‘n’ roll, but anyone interested oughtta check out Peace Sanctuary.

Oppressor – Agony – Review

June 1, 1997

Agony uses some of the dumbest clichés in the genre, but Oppressor quickly leap to the next change before I get pissed enough to throw the CD across the room.

Machine Head – The More Things Change – Review

June 1, 1997

Machine Head have learned to write dynamically, and while The More Things Change… seems to drag at times, it’s an action-packed blockbuster..