Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Glossarock – Column

February 1, 1997

Glossarock: pot-rock – Phish, etc. skunk-rock – Bad pot-rock. runt-rock – Short guys with attitudes (eg. Danzig, Andy Williams).

Garbage Pail – Punk IS Dead – Column

February 1, 1997

Punk IS Dead. We had to go down to the station house to identify the body. So you can grow your hair back now and take those silly rings out of your nose.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

February 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Bruce Springsteenage Fanclub (“Born In The Status Quo”), Gary Numanthrax (“I’m The Man In Cars”)…

Mother – Review

February 1, 1997

Brooks is so insightful about familial dynamics that it’s a shame he wraps things up so neatly with a third-act revelation that’s a bit too forced to ring true.

The People vs. Larry Flynt – Review

February 1, 1997

The story of Larry Flynt, the most notorious name in American sleaze, is an amazing one, full of triumph, tragedy, controversy, sex, God, and utter absurdity.

Caddyshack – Review

December 1, 1996

Reviled by critics in the post-Animal House SNL film backlash of the time, Caddyshack has since taken on new life as something of a comedy classic.

Magnet – #25 – Review

December 1, 1996

What makes Magnet stick is their chosen field of coverage, which honestly lives up to its tag line: “Real Music Alternatives.”

Cine-Trash – Showgirls – Column

December 1, 1996

To call Showgirls “bad” is like calling Ted Bundy “moody.”

The Culture Bunker – 23 Short Columns About Filling Magazine Space – Fiction

December 1, 1996

While you’re reading this sentence, Cubans are rummaging through your closets and loosening the buttons on your favorite shirt just to fuck with you.

Garbage Pail – Glossarock – Column

December 1, 1996

Glossarock: toner-rock – (bands with flyers on black paper with white lettering). yeah, right-rock – (bands that claim to be uncategorizable).