The Bellysmacker Kids – Fiction

April 1, 1994

The bellysmacker kids… go barefoot… eat crayons… and dirt… burn ants… throw toads… spit soda pop… and bleed kool-aid…

Support – Fiction

April 1, 1994

I lost that right long ago. But she clung to my arm and it felt good to have her hold me again.

Heroes Jargon – Column

April 1, 1994

Turok finally woke me up! Both Turok 11 & 12 and XO Man O War 27 thru 29 were just what the doctor ordered to shake those winter blues.

Mac Finds Himself – Fiction

April 1, 1994

“The point is…” Disgust faltered and became Unsure. He then become Shocked and Confused. “Wow.” He breathed in Awe. “This is quite an identity crisis, Mac.”

Improbable Histories – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Madonna publicly masturbated in support of the jailed bands while Pete Townsend told Tipper to kiss his “skinny, white, British ass.”

Give or Take a Day – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Mister Markus rose on Friday… Thinking it was Saturday… Went about his daily doings… Undisturbed, without delay…

A Band Called Me – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Like I, Me in the Key of E is an album whose primary message is one of self affirmation, particularly if the self happens to be lead guitarist Hans Onanson.

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