I hate Top Ten Lists. I hate (proof) reading them. I hate writing them (so I don’t). I hate laying them out. The only thing I like about them is hating them.
Blind Idiot God – Cyclotron – Drums like a mountain collapsing, bass like the ocean swallowing the land, and guitar that sounds like the sky has cracked open.
Say you will put the reviewer on the guest list, but then at the last minute take her off. Reviewers don’t like spending money because nobody ever pays them.
That’s correct! I have taken up residence in the Pacific Northwest, where, as Mr. Kerry Joyce vaguely instructed me, I am to do a “scene report, or something.”