Grimace – Beefcake – Review

March 1, 1996

“Tony, this band nonsense has got to stop. You can’t keep playing this loud, fast, crazy stuff. You’re going to go deaf.”

Graffic Traffic – Column

March 1, 1996

It hasn’t been a good start to the year, comically speaking. With news of no more Calvin & Hobbes, and just one more issue each of Sandman and Love & Rockets…

Vision of Disorder – Still – Review

March 1, 1996

I don’t know what crawled up the singer’s ass, but he sure sounds pissed. Loud Long Island hardcore that I wouldn’t advise playing around epileptics.

The Meaning of Life Du Jour – Fiction

March 1, 1996

My job, as well as yours, as a living, breathing, normally-functioning human being, is to get out of bed. Unfortunately, it’s not as easy a job as it sounds.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

March 1, 1996

I was relaxing in my hyperbolic chamber, when, through the triple-density Perplexiglas and clogged whimsy filter, I heard a muffled knock at my door.

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