Memento Mori

La Danse Macabre (Black Mark)
by Chaz Thorndike

Imagine an Yngwie student chopping up those scales to a sterile progressive power metal wank littered with meaty guitar hooks and dickless warbling vocals. Layers of keyboards help sissify the sound, but former Tad Morose vocalist Kristian Andren is doing a terrific job of that himself. There are supposed to be doom influences here, but Helloween is deeper and scarier than these bozos.