Lollipop Magazine

Jeffology – Review

May 1, 1996

Another tribute album in a long line of tribute albums. The music of Jeff Beck is performed by a handful of the prominent fret-shredders of the last 10 years.

In Memory of Celtic Frost – Review

May 1, 1996

Despising over half these “tributes” inspired me to pull out the originals, and reminded me many bands aren’t good at being themselves, much less Celtic Frost.

I’m Your Biggest Fan – Review

May 1, 1996

A punk rock & emo compilation of signed and unsigned young bands. Too many styles to get into, and 21 bands from coast to coast and beyond.

Global House Culture Vol. 2 – Review

May 1, 1996

GHC Vol. 2 has an exceptionally liquid mix by NY’s cult superstar DJ Frankie Bones and a crystal clear sound. A must for anyone interested in rave culture.

Donna Reed’s Dinner Party – Review

May 1, 1996

Intended for mature young women to play as they served dinner in their fabulous New York apartments, until sneaking off to fuck on the guests’ coats.

Dick Van Dyke’s Dance Party – Review

May 1, 1996

Intended to be the kinda album a swingin’ bachelor (with a good education, a solid day job and well-polished shoes) would throw on the hi-fi on Friday nights.

Vinnie Moore – Out of Nowhere – Review

May 1, 1996

If you enjoy guitar virtuoso stuff and want to bulk up your collection, here’s a bit more.

Amy Arena – Review

May 1, 1996

Amy Arena doesn’t craft interesting phrases or emotional wordplay. She just rambles and bitches about how much men suck and how strong she is for saying so.

Veldt – Universe Boat – Review

May 1, 1996

Remember “Don’t Forget Me When I’m Gone?” Veldt seem dead set on recreating the same kind of wonderbread euro-alterna-soul that made my dentist a rich man.

16 – Drop Out – Review

May 1, 1996

Featuring members of Fudge Tunnel and EyeHateGod, this band puts the heavy back into heavy metal.