Lollipop Magazine

Women and Men – Men: Ya can’t live with them, ya can’t feed ’em to the dog – Fiction

February 1, 1997

Guys can be downright embarrassing. Sometimes you want to apologize to your friends for their behavior. Sometimes you want to apologize to them for their behavior.

Women and Men – Women: Peaceful Cohabitation is Bunk – Fiction

February 1, 1997

We are willing to battle any adversary that threatens our homes, or our loved ones. But how are we to do battle with droplets of milk left on a counter?

Garbage Pail – Glossarock – Column

February 1, 1997

Glossarock: pot-rock – Phish, etc. skunk-rock – Bad pot-rock. runt-rock – Short guys with attitudes (eg. Danzig, Andy Williams).

Garbage Pail – Punk IS Dead – Column

February 1, 1997

Punk IS Dead. We had to go down to the station house to identify the body. So you can grow your hair back now and take those silly rings out of your nose.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

February 1, 1997

Scene Splicing: Bruce Springsteenage Fanclub (“Born In The Status Quo”), Gary Numanthrax (“I’m The Man In Cars”)…

Graffic Traffic – Column

February 1, 1997

While it’s a four-part mini-series and over by the time of this writing, I recommend Milestone’s Wise Son – The White Wolf (art and story by Ho Che Anderson).

Liquor Lecture – Games for Young Adult Alcoholics – Column

February 1, 1997

10. You drink warm Keystone Light on purpose so you will never have to share (goddamn it, you’re not just an alcoholic, you’re a selfish alcoholic!). (6 pts.)

The Flying Luttenbachers – Revenge – Review

February 1, 1997

Bands from the Contortions through Saccharine Trust had their own individual takes on jazz/punk spazz junk, but the ‘bachers really take it to the bridge

The Crucifucks – I.D. Eye – Review

February 1, 1997

the years have not been kind to Doc Dart, lead singer of Michigan’s Crucifucks, who were Midwestern soul-cousins to San Francisco’s Dead Kennedys.

The Cretins – I Feel Better Already – Review

February 1, 1997

On their CD debut, I Feel Better Already, The Cretins prove that they are the new and rightful throne owners of the Bubblicious scene that is punk.