Garbage Pail

Top Ten Things Your Friends Ask You To Do (that aren’t in your best interest)

by William Ham
illustration by Ans

10. Just step back a tiny bit more.

9. Feel this mosquito bite.

8. Hit him for me.

7. Tell her I just want to be friends.

6. Smell this.

5. Pull off this tag.

4. Distract the bouncer.

3. Introduce me to your date.

2. Tell them I sent you.

1. Pull my finger.