Lollipop Magazine

Ans Purins

November 10, 2019

Art by Ans Purins

Fi “On an” Apple – An “interview” with Fiona Apple – Fiction

April 1, 2000

World-renowned Music/Theatre/ Film/Media Critic Jean-Paul Bavard met recently with controversial Singer/Songwriter Fiona Apple for an exclusive interview at Petulance, Jean-Paul’s favorite posh Soho bistro.

Garbage Pail – Obituaries – Column

June 1, 1999

The Swing Revival was found last Tuesday, choked on its own silly, wide-brimmed hat.

Garbage Pail – Band Names We Hope To Never See – Column

June 1, 1999

With “electronica” emitting its final thrusts like an epileptic’s death throes, it’s time to admit they had the stupidest nicknames since black metal and Goth.

Auntie Christ Super Tsar – An “interview” with Marilyn Manson – Fiction

April 1, 1999

Controversial rock star Marilyn Manson recently agreed to an interview with the internationally acclaimed Literature/Music/Fashion Critic, Jean-Paul Bavard.

Garbage Pail – Manson Queen – Column

April 1, 1999

Starlet + Serial Killer/Psycho/Baddy = Your Androgynous Glam-Horror Name: Demi Dahmer, Sarah Michelle Hitler, Ally McVeigh…

Garbage Pail – Five Great Films Involving Cheese – Column

November 1, 1998

The Guns of Provolone. The Hunt For Red Leicester.

The Compilation Tape Commandments – Fiction

September 1, 1998

Make no mistake about it, the fine art of making a compilation tape is a surprisingly complex process that requires a bit of thought and discipline.

Nashing Teeth – Say a Prayer if you have a God – Column

April 1, 1998

Apologies are a commodity for me, I make a few for the stockpile when I’m not doing anything, like, sitting in a waiting room or writing music reviews.

Get Smart from Smut – Fiction

November 1, 1997

Some of us want sex, not a cheerleading section shouting progress reports and instructions. Why does anyone keep yelling “Fuck my ass” when it’s being done?