Skarhead

Kings at Crime (Victory)
by Tim Den

Skarhead is just the role model kids need these days. Preaching about “Drugs, Money, and Sex” (the only things that matter in life, right?), being proud of committing crime, and going by an air-tight philosophy of “This is how we live. We don’t give a shit what you think. If you don’t like it, then get the fuck out of the way,” you’d think these guys would make great pre-school teachers. Hey, I have an idea: How about we intensify the “us and them” sentiment a little more and really start fucking shit up? I don’t mean small scale pussy shit: I’m talking about me raping your sister, you killing my father, elementary kids setting the elderly on fire, and then all of us singing songs glorifying it. Yeah, yeah, that’s the idea! It’s exactly what we need: More hatred and bloodshed! For a finishing touch, we’ll write horrible imitation Biohazard songs to boost the macho words. We’ll make the music so full of metalcore clichés that even Korn will blush. Oh wait, forget that last step. Skarhead already perfected it.
(PO Box 146546 Chicago, IL 60614)