Mediacrity! – Column

September 1, 1995

Note: After a unanimous vote last month, Congress has elected to cut off all of Mediacrity!’s federal funding and most of its hot water.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

July 1, 1995

He scanned the titles: “The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinara.” “It was the best of times – ah, no it wasn’t.” “Brother, Can You Paradigm?” Inspiration struck.

Quien Es Tu Madre? – Fiction

July 1, 1995

Cigarette smoke, marijuana smoke, we are fish in a bowl… Travelling around the speed of sound… all we hear is salsa, all I taste is Tisha…

Cheap Speech – Fiction

July 1, 1995

Already the chimps are bearing their capped teeth, thumping their imported-cotton chests, and throwing dirt, lots of dirt, into the air.

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