Lollipop Magazine

Graffic Traffic – When everything else fails, Comics rule. – Column

January 1, 1999

300 is an example of the best this medium is capable of, and, in the face of overwhelmingly superior numbers of crap comics, it stands, brave as a Spartan.

Garbage Pail – Word of the Day – Column

January 1, 1999

Quick thinking and a hardbound Two-in-One Dictionary/Thesaurus sent him spinning. I proclaimed: “I’m a writer. My dictionary is bigger than yours.” Then I ran.

Lick Us Back! – Readers Response – Column

January 1, 1999

Lollipop and Muddle are the best magazines in the country. It’s weird cause I was gonna send you a copy (of Wonka Vision) tomorrow anyway…

Sarre-Chasm – What I Did on my Summer Vacation – Column

November 1, 1998

Dylan embodies the cranky restlessness (that used to be?) symptomatic of the American spirit: A fearless fraud caught with more hats on than he could ever wear.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

November 1, 1998

This issue, to my eyes, is the biggest and best yet. There are things here that blow my mind, and I’ve done this 44 times before.

The Discontinued Adventures of N. Rainey – One: This Side of Paradox – Column

November 1, 1998

As you surely know, it’s hard to feign insouciance when you’re knotted up like the product of a heat-crazed pretzel vendor with balloon-folder delusions.

Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column

November 1, 1998

Thanks for the Turkish Delight review. It was enjoyed by all. It was quite different from the other reviews we’ve received. Cheers for your originality…

Rowan-Morrison’s Guide To Home Videos – Column

November 1, 1998

Kevin Spacey is at the top of his game as he portrays a heartless Hollywood big shot who abuses his employees for kicks. Death & The Maiden meets 9-to-5.

Graffic Traffic – Column

November 1, 1998

Naughty Bits #26 is as good as ever, and even better. This is the issue where BitchyBitch finally gets laid, and gets laid goooood.

Garbage Pail – Scene & Herd – Column

November 1, 1998

The latest gossip, hearsay, conjecture, slander, calumny, fooferaw, unsubstantiated suppositions, and inoperative statements from the world of entertainment!