Dawn of the Dead – Review

April 28, 2006

I wanted to hate this update, but I can’t. It rocks. It’s funny, gory, explosive, and full of characters you can relate to either in companionship or hatred.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

May 23, 2004

I was expecting much lower quality due to the rarity of the source material. However, both discs were of stellar quality and were in English with no annoying subtitles.

Coroner’s Corner – Human Viscera: A Tasty Guide – Column

June 1, 2000

I don’t know about you, but I believe any film could’ve been rendered more effective with the addition of flesh-ripping zombies. Something about dead and decayed people trying to eat warm, live people really strikes me as beautiful cinematography.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

September 1, 1993

I know y’all have been pacing, waiting for the next category in the Academy Awards of Splatter Movies. The nominations for The Ultimate Zombie Film!