Eric Johnson – Page 11 – Lollipop Magazine

Liquor Lecture – Column

March 1, 1998

We’ve covered what to drink, how to drink it, what to do when you’ve drunk too much. But what to wear?

Side Order Of Flies – Fiction

March 1, 1998

Your innermost self wanted to express itself, and, nothing personal bub, but I think your innermost self oughtta shut the fuck up.

Coroner’s Corner – The Milky Way Massacre – Column

March 1, 1998

Starship Troopers provides a wild ride through alien-filled terrain and tosses in bulging amounts of gore and nudity.

Coroner’s Corner – Razor Blades and Rotten Apples – Column

December 1, 1997

When the leaves and the candy corn turn brown and orange, you know it’s once again time to hit the haunted house circuit.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

December 1, 1997

We all take stock options of our lives, propose wildly unrealistic things we’ll never do, and perform the autopsy on what we made of ourselves in the last year.

Planetary Traveler – Review

November 1, 1997

40 minutes of spectacular alien landscapes: Raging volcanoes, frozen seas, and rock formations unlike anything ever seen on this planet.

Coroner’s Corner – Flayed in Space – Column

November 1, 1997

I had mixed feelings about Event Horizon. Overall, I would say the film is OK but very difficult to become embroiled in and ultimately tough to care about.

Liquor Lecture – Hangovers – Column

November 1, 1997

There are some who claim that they have never had a hangover. To them I say, you have never had the full drinking experience. Then I tell them to fuck off.

Street Fighter II: V – Review

October 1, 1997

Street Fighter II V is a sore disappointment, a children’s television show repackaged for hungry Americans willing to snap at any morsel of animation.

Liquor Lecture – Column

October 1, 1997

Sometimes it all becomes too refined. Don’t you want to have a cheap, shitty, gutter brew? Don’t you want to relish the pain it takes to swallow Popov vodka?