Macaroni McSpoon’s Mike Stammer – Part Duh – Fiction

September 1, 2000

There was a sound behind me and I spun like a cat. Like a cat shrieking because you just ran the vacuum cleaner across its tail after hog-tying its paws and putting a burlap bag over its head to completely disorient it, but like a cat none the less and none the more.

A Rough Morning – Fiction

June 1, 1997

As I crossed the street this morning I saw three cows dancing in a circle. As I approached them, I noticed they were singing in a round.

Sometimes I Wonder – Fiction

May 1, 1997

I woke up early to get a head start on the day, but it had already started. Time passed. In the fast lane, no less, and I was left choking on its dust.

What I Did on My Summer Vacation – Fiction

September 1, 1995

Whoever had been talking to me had stopped. Only a cat sat beside me now. Maybe the cat had been talking to me. Maybe whoever had been talking to me had turned into a cat.

Mac Finds Himself – Fiction

April 1, 1994

“The point is…” Disgust faltered and became Unsure. He then become Shocked and Confused. “Wow.” He breathed in Awe. “This is quite an identity crisis, Mac.”