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[ October 22, 2025 ] Denial of Life Release “Circle The Drain” and 2025 Tour Dates with Shai Hulud – News News
[ October 21, 2025 ] Sanguisugabogg Releases Hideous Aftermath and 2025 Fall Tour Dates – News News
[ October 20, 2025 ] The Pretty Wild Unleash New Track and 2025 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 19, 2025 ] Sugar – House of Dead Memories – Music Stream Bands
[ October 17, 2025 ] Opeth Announces Dates for 2026 North American Tour Part 2 – News News
[ October 16, 2025 ] I See Stars Announce 2026 Spin the Wheel Tour – News News
[ October 15, 2025 ] Cemican Release third Single from Forthcoming Album – News News
[ October 14, 2025 ] As I Lay Dying Ignite a Triumphant New Chapter with “Echoes” – News News
[ October 13, 2025 ] Season To Risk reissue In A Perfect World + 2025 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 12, 2025 ] Silk Daisys – Haunted House – Music Stream Bands

Send Lawyers, Lobbyists, Liars and Lapdogs – Fiction

June 1, 2000

A hundred years ago, people sang and danced and told stories in their homes, in church, and on the corner. Today, music is something played by professionals under the contract of record labels which own the “rights” to it.

Garbage Pail – The Right Stuff – Column

June 1, 2000

NASA is also looking into applications of the new drug in reducing the tedium of space travel for their astronauts. The turds appear to be nonaddictive and have no known side effects but, because of their mild psychoactive properties, will be available only by prescription.

Garbage Pail – Eerie similarities between George Bush and George Bush – Column

June 1, 2000

George Bush was shot down and missing in action for a short time. — While not shot down, George Bush was missing from the National Guard for a whole year.

Videosyncrasy – 101 Video Nights – Column

May 1, 1997

I braved the winter cold to rent the evening’s video, trying to do so in such a way as to somehow win her heart, which I finally did. Here’s how…

How To Start Your Own Zine – Part IV: You gotta know when to fold ’em – Fiction

June 1, 1995

Everyone cried and hugged one another, particularly Max Hedon and Sister Columbo, and without further ado, took the money.

How to Start Your Own Zine – Part III: Schleppin’ Wolf – Fiction

May 1, 1995

While following the Pekinese on his morning rounds, they learned, through parables, the three primary steps of distribution: The sniff, the drop, and the bark.

How To Start Your Own Zine – Part II: Exploitation of the Proletariat – Fiction

April 1, 1995

Unlike those in more sane occupations, like meat packing and auto undercoating, artistic workers cannot be controlled with promises of higher pay or better hours.

How to Start Your Own Zine – Fiction

March 1, 1995

The secret is “ad sales.” This may put off some, but it’s not so different from hustling retired New York transit workers during the summer on the Jersey Shore.

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