Bile – Biledegradeable – Review

June 1, 1997

Mutha Krysztoff did his usual brilliant work in the studio, but with Father Slave barely involved, Bile is missing half the chromosomes for a decent disc.

Tool – Ænima – Review

November 1, 1996

Anyone else attempting to sing like Maynard James Keenan would sound like a tunnel. Keenan produces a sound that’s aboriginal and futuristic at the same time.

Slave University Home Page – Review

October 1, 1996

Schooling for the deviant, with a curriculum not found at any Ivy League school. Master Matthew needs a new slave, as his last one just left the country.

Cult TV Episode Guide – Review

October 1, 1996

We’re the Television Generation, the Couch Potato Generation, if you will. How many of us have made plans around what’s going to be on TV?

Boy In Love – Review

September 1, 1996

“Two members of Sockeye, a member of Porn King, and the world’s greatest vocalist” (this gleaned from the scrap of paper that serves as a press kit).

Tons – O – E-Mail – Review

August 1, 1996

This site is an organized list of short stories – about two paragraphs long – poems, and songs that get passed around offices and faxed everywhere.

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