Scott Hefflon

Randy – You Can’t Keep a Good Band Down – Review

January 1, 2000

Randy is the cross between the most consistent poppy punk songwriters you’ve heard in a long, long time, and the “quirkiest” buncha funny dipshits.

MxPx – At The Show – Review

January 1, 2000

Tooth & Nail has been filling the void and cashing the checks by cobbling demo-versions together and now releasing a live documentary.

Punky Brüster – Cooked on Phonics – Review

January 1, 2000

Devin Townsend (re)releases his hilarious story of a fictitious Cookie-Monster-voiced death metal band and their realization that the real money is in punk.

Powerman 5000 – Tonight the Stars Revolt – Review

January 1, 2000

Tonight the Stars Revolt! is quite good, if you get into that whole Korn/Coal Chamber/Sevendust/Limp Bizkit/Kid Rock style of moan-roar-rap-metal stuff.

Thrashing Holocaust – Review

January 1, 2000

Necropolis has done a fine job assembling some of the most dangerous, bloodthirsty, ultra-violent, speed-addled lunatics on the planet on Thrashing Holocaust.

Garbage Pail – The Art of Exaggeration: Reviewers – Column

January 1, 2000

When they say… They really mean… “…a great live band…” = “Their CD sucks.” “…have scored rave reviews…” = “They’ve been reviewed.”

Garbage Pail – The Art of Exaggeration: Bands – Column

January 1, 2000

When they say… They really mean… “This is the record that’s going to break us.” = “Our last record didn’t do shit for us.” “We just played a great show with [big name band].” = “There was a last minute cancellation and we were standing outside with our gear, like we always do.”

Randy – You Can’t Keep a Good Band Down – Review

MxPx – At The Show – Review

Punky Brüster – Cooked on Phonics – Review

Powerman 5000 – Tonight the Stars Revolt – Review

Thrashing Holocaust – Review

Garbage Pail – The Art of Exaggeration: Reviewers – Column

Garbage Pail – The Art of Exaggeration: Bands – Column

Punch Drunk – Review

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

Garbage Pail – Movie Combinations – Column