Garbage Pail

New Names for Ska Bands

by William Ham

• Skareoke
• Skanectady
• Skanal Cunt
• Ska Tissue
• Chronic Skabies
• Skacteau Twins
• Skatology

Watch out for the new CD from art-rapper MC Escher, Hiphoppohpih, recorded shortly before his tragic fall up the stairs of his Compton home after a botched drive-backwards shooting.

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that alterna-swing
Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop
No, it don’t mean a thing if your vocalist can’t sing
Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop
No, you won’t hear ka-ching!if you don’t have that indie cred thing
Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop, say yeah.