Dirtbags: Armpits of Metal

with Bill Zebub, George ‘The Slayer’ Stiso, Parker Weller
Directed and written by Bill Zebub
(Bill Zebub Productions)
By Ari M. Joffe

New Jersey metalhead Bill Zebub and his gang of homophobic, sexist, racist, drug addled, alcoholic buddies scam on chicks, bitch about affirmative action, and brew homemade date rape drugs in this tediously slow, unfunny, Z-level turd. The plot, if you can find it in this jumbled mess, revolves around Zebub trying to pass his multi-cultural history course at community college. “Multicultural history? What is that, like nigger history?” asks his heavily-pierced friend, between swigs of Jim Beam. “Nigger history?” Zebub replies. “I didn’t even know they had a written language.” And the jokes just keep on rolling on like that for an hour and half. Oh, and a bunch of strippers with bad boob jobs get naked, too.
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