Chapstik

Barnburner (Unfortunate Miracle)
by Scott Hefflon

Good band, great bio. Most bio writers are lying sacks of shit. This dude’s cool. It’s a five-piece from Detroit, they play dirty, noisy, angry rock. It’s a stretch, but an amusing one to say “Think of the Melvins and Turbonegro sipping tea together. Think Zeke and Speedealer in a stained and padded romper room.” And “as sleazy and contagious as a truckstop hooker.” Fun stuff, and the band’s good too. From rampaging metal to noisy destructo rock, these guys can stomp the stage and I’ll be there until the bouncers boot my ass. Get ’em on the mp3 CD.
(www.unfortunatemiracle.com)