Garbage Pail

Family Reunions We Hope to Never See

by Scott Hefflon
illustration by Michael Corcoran

• Patrick & Jon Stewart
• Bill & George Clinton
• Jim & Drew Carey
• Tommy, Spike, Ben & Bruce Lee
• Mel, William & Debby Gibson
• Bruce & Emily Dickinson
• Traci & Mary Lou Lord
• Tom & Dee Snider
• Leonard & the Cohen Brothers
• Pauly & Dinah Shore
• Ted & Tina Turner
• Sharon, Oliver & Matt Stone
• Eric, Tanya & Oral Roberts
• Chris & Jimmy Carter
• Dennis & Arthur Miller
• Rich, Big, Frank & The Voluptous Horror of Karen Black
• Steve & Rickie Martin
• Steve, Joe & Gaylord Perry
• Norm, Ronald & Old MacDonald