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Dead Mexican in My Headphones – Metal Mike’s Crazy Aunts – Column

January 28, 2006

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Culture Shock – Column

June 13, 2005

It’s easy to slip into arrogant mockery when surrounded by the unfamiliar, particularly when as wide-eyed and bushy-tailed as Japanese Culture.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

June 13, 2005

To me, it’s not remarkable that we’ve added a few new columns this issue, and that we expanded on a few others. If you don’t progress, you stagnate.

DIY for Dummies – Rant

June 13, 2005

Parents didn’t do their kids any favors when they said they were special and that they could do anything. Not every kid is special. Most of them suck.

Mental Shrapnel – Movie Combinations – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel – Genetic Splicings – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel – More Family Reunions – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Mental Shrapnel – Family Reunions – Column

June 13, 2005

Lollipop has a long history of making fun of stupid people, stupid trends, over-hyped movies, TV shows, bands, and anything else we see.

Underground Station – Column

June 13, 2005

Now the term is “alternative comics,” which pushes the borders back from political/dope-oriented or bawdy stories to equally controversial graphic novels.

Dead Mexican in my Headphones – Velvet Vaseline – Column

June 13, 2005

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Dead Mexican in my Headphones – Halford Has a Job to Do – Column

June 13, 2005

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Dead Mexican in my Headphones – Rush’s Rhino Ride – Column

June 13, 2005

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Culture Shock – Column

June 13, 2005

It’s easy to slip into arrogant mockery when surrounded by the unfamiliar, particularly when as wide-eyed and bushy-tailed as Japanese Culture.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

June 13, 2005

I kept on waiting for something monumental to happen in The Ring Two, and it never did. But it explained why the spirit of the little girl was pissed off.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 28, 2005

Fox Home has just released Terror Train, one of the more notable Halloween-style rip-offs. The film looks pretty swell, but there aren’t really any peachy extras.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 28, 2005

Anchor Bay’s recent triumph is their bundle of joy entitled ILSA. This box set contains three films starring Dyanne Thorne, the giant-jugged mistress of mayhem.

Underground Station – Column

February 28, 2005

It’s taken me nearly 20 years to claw my way up from Playboy to Lollipop, but I’m finally here in the big time!

Dead Mexican in My Headphones – Mountain of Ankles – Column

February 28, 2005

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Dead Mexican in My Headphones – King on the Throne – Column

February 28, 2005

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Dead Mexican in My Headphones – Back Up Beat Up – Column

February 28, 2005

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.

Coroner’s Corner – Monsturd – Column

October 4, 2004

If you’re a fan of crap – and I do mean actual crap – then this movie will be right up your… well… alley.

Coroner’s Corner – Fight for Your Life – Column

October 4, 2004

If you grew up on the likes of I Spit on Your Grave and Last House on the Left, then Fight for Your Life will be an enjoyable companion piece.

Underground Station – Column

October 4, 2004

In an odd recycling, underground comix legend Spain has moved towards a new comic action hero that is totally reminiscent of his earlier comix hero, Trashman.

Milo Goes To… – Fiction

May 23, 2004

Discarded titles for the new Descendents record.

Dead Mexican in my Headphones – Coleridge’s Matrix – Column

May 23, 2004

I interview rock guys two, three times a week. I use voice recognition software to transcribe these interviews. It doesn’t always come out as planned though.