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Garbage Pail – Maximum Maxims – Column

November 1, 1998

Why mince words when a real cutdown has more bite? “If you can’t take the heat, fuck off.” “You scratch my back and I’ll stop bad-mouthing you to everyone.”

Garbage Pail – Five Great Films Involving Cheese – Column

November 1, 1998

The Guns of Provolone. The Hunt For Red Leicester.

Garbage Pail – Extreme Bumper Stickers – Column

November 1, 1998

I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. Your child may be an honor student, but you’re still an idiot.

Translations: I was lost in translation, but now I’m found – Fiction

November 1, 1998

After being translated into French, back into English, into Portugese, and back again into English: “For effleure external of the adventure, I will admit…”

Dynagroove – Column

November 1, 1998

Besides finding a great double live Harry Belafonte record, I happened upon a couple of original Beatles records, both for the low price of two dollars each.

Coroner’s Corner – Meteor and Murder – Column

November 1, 1998

The premise is simple: Some scumbags do something really nasty to some pretty nice folks, and then those nice folks get to kill the crap out of the scumbags.

Coroner’s Corner – Meat Pies and Rabies – Column

September 1, 1998

Now you can buy primo copies of such classics as Halloween, Dawn of the Dead, and Martin for a few measly bucks. Some companies are even adding deleted scenes.

Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column

September 1, 1998

“What does “in this day and age” have to do with the four letter word F_ _ _! There is no place or need for that kind of language. Shame on you!!!”

Rowan-Morrison’s Guide To Home Videos – Column

September 1, 1998

Prior to Trainspotting, the guilty parties created this grimmer, yet equally-amusing film. Three friends, one corpse, a case of cash, and plenty of dark laughs.

Graffic Traffic – Column

September 1, 1998

Remember, it’s your Comic Book Store, they just own it, work there, and pay all the bills. But when you talk to them, you might not wanna harp on that stuff…