Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Band Names We Hope To Never See – Column

June 1, 1999

With “electronica” emitting its final thrusts like an epileptic’s death throes, it’s time to admit they had the stupidest nicknames since black metal and Goth.

The Lonelies – Part Two – Fiction

June 1, 1999

As Will hurried through the dark, freezing streets, he thought about the plan: Get the hell out of this town, marry Winona Ryder, and live happily ever after. All he had to do was write a book…

Auntie Christ Super Tsar – An “interview” with Marilyn Manson – Fiction

April 1, 1999

Controversial rock star Marilyn Manson recently agreed to an interview with the internationally acclaimed Literature/Music/Fashion Critic, Jean-Paul Bavard.

Garbage Pail – Movie Combinations – Column

April 1, 1999

Movie Combinations: Boogie Nights of the Living Dead. There’s Something about Moll Flanders. Bound to Crash on a Lost Highway.

Garbage Pail – Manson Queen – Column

April 1, 1999

Starlet + Serial Killer/Psycho/Baddy = Your Androgynous Glam-Horror Name: Demi Dahmer, Sarah Michelle Hitler, Ally McVeigh…

Garbage Pail – Genetic Splicings I’d Hate to See – Column

April 1, 1999

Genetic Splicings: George Michael Myers, Ron Howard Cosell, Tommy Lee Harvey Oswald.

Garbage Pail – A Few of my Favorite Things… – Column

April 1, 1999

Favorite band name to pronounce when you have a cold: Sebadoh

Garbage Pail – Children’s Books You’ll Never See – Column

April 1, 1999

“Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear.” “Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.” “The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.”

Garbage Pail – A Candid Date With A Candidate – Column

April 1, 1999

Lance Blank is a politician who isn’t afraid to take a stand on the issues. Most of Blank’s “issues” have the pages stuck together.

Garbage Pail – Band Collaborations – Column

April 1, 1999

Band Collaborations: Sugar Ice Cubes, Ransyd Barrett, Reel Big Hagfish.