Garbage Pail – Team-ups We’d Like To See – Column April 1, 1998 Team-ups We’d Like To See: Mr. Big & Hole. Vanilla Ice & Cream. The Cars, Curve, Swervedriver & Crash Test Dummies
Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column April 1, 1998 Scene Splicing: Reel Big Phish. Spin Doctor Hook. Reverend Horton Heat Beat Manifesto.
Garbage Pail – In The Age of Cloning – Column April 1, 1998 In The Age of Cloning: Boy George Michael Jackson Pollack. Steve Martin Amis & Andy Gibby Haynes.
Garbage Pail – Things to do to John Denver When He’s Dead – Column March 1, 1998 #4. Use him as an exhibit in the newly-constructed Folksinging Pussies Hall of Fame.
Garbage Pail – Communication Breakdance 2 – Column March 1, 1998 Kids milled around for hours outside the sold-out show muttering “Oh, man” until their parents came to pick them up.
Garbage Pail – Top Ten Things Your Friends Ask You To Do – Column November 1, 1997 8. Hit him for me. 7. Tell her I just want to be friends. 6. Smell this.
Garbage Pail – Stuck on what to wear to that Special Occasion? – Column November 1, 1997 We know how hard it can be to find the perfect outfit for every occasion. For this reason, we’ve created the CLOTHING SUPPORT CENTER.
Garbage Pail – Column October 1, 1997 “I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.”
Garbage Pail – Articles We Didn’t Run Because Of… Uh… Space – Column September 1, 1997 An exclusive interview with Sammy Hagar
Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part One) – Column September 1, 1997 What They Said: “In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.” What We Thought They Said: “In a gouda fajita, baby.”