Gonkulator
Satan’s Burial Ground (Fudgeworthy)
by Scott Hefflon
While I thought God Slaughter was completely pointless, either I’ve softened to pointless noise/grind/ black metal or Satan’s Burial Ground is “better.” While Jap noisecore is somewhat popular (meaning over a dozen copies are now liable to sell), and black metal has admittedly become so symphonically well-produced it almost loses its throat-shredding evilness, I still see no need to ever listen to Gonkulator. Turn on the blender, shuffle your silverware drawer, and grunt like a pig for 40 minutes to achieve the same effect.