Wing Music – Review

May 23, 2004

She knows she can’t carry a tune in a bag, but she keeps on anyway. Keeping this in mind, listen again.

The Poop Report – Review

May 23, 2004

A site devoted to the act of bowel evacuation. Whether it be etiquette concerning pooping in public places, or one of the many “Stories About Poop,” down to the user commentary, this place is all about the straight shit.

The Fake Detective – Review

May 23, 2004

For the Web-impaired, there have been sweaty geeks pasting hot actresses’ faces on the nude bodies of not-so-well-known women, resulting in occasionally impressive, but more often than not laughable, fake “nudes.”

The Black Table – Review

May 23, 2004

Consumer Reports can’t do it all. Occasionally, you need help in the weirder aspects of life. That’s where The Black Table comes in.

Peter Gabriel – Growing Up Live – Review

May 23, 2004

Effortless and graceful, filled to the brim with his trademark melancholy. When “Red Rain” or the classic “In Your Eyes” hit your ears, all the hairs on your body stand up. The crashing crescendos, the impeccable playing of his backing band (including his very talented daughter, Melanie, on backup vocals), and the tasteful use of electronic flourishes render sights and sounds that we the fans have known all along.

Snopes – Review

May 23, 2004

The Vatican does not, in fact, have the largest collection of pornography in the world. Marilyn Chambers did, however, appear on the Ivory Snow box. Learn something new every day.

Cheeky Girls – Review

May 23, 2004

Skinny, jailbait-looking girls (twins, no less!) dressing in as little as they can get away with and singing about sex (their debut single was called “Touch My Bum”).

Opeth – Lamentations – Review

May 23, 2004

You see the band creating, thinking real hard, in the studio, emulating the old ways, which, unfortunately for the band’s health, included recording in a “classic prog” studio, a process which almost killed the band.

Badger Badger Badger – Review

May 23, 2004

Badger Badger Badger is one of those completely nonsensical things that sticks in your head, despite your best efforts to dislodge it with cheesy ’80s pop songs, narcotics, or, failing that, pliers.

Once Upon A Time In Mexico – Review

May 23, 2004

While Once Upon a Time in Mexico is a noble attempt to take the flagrantly ridiculous and blend it with the serious, that’s only worked once: John Woo’s The Killer.

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