Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 1, 1996

My only regret is that Sigourney didn’t have anything slimy burst gorily out of her chest in Copycat. They should have worked it in.

Mediacrity – Column

February 1, 1996

Please help settle a bet for me. My brother says that you can see TV in 3-D if you close one eye. I say he’s been drinking too much Pledge. Who’s right?

Liquor Lecture – Bourbon – Column

February 1, 1996

Ah, bourbon. The premier of brown liquors. Visions of rednecks with Jack Daniels T-shirts and tuxedo-clad socialites in ballrooms sit comfortably side by side.

Idle Chatter- Column

February 1, 1996

Evidently, resurrecting Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert wasn’t enough, ’cause ’96 has brought us daily showings of The Best of American Bandstand.

Mediacrity! – Column

December 1, 1995

I will grant, however, that that Baywatch Nights show is pretty radical. No wonder the Germans dig that guy.

Idle Chatter – Column

December 1, 1995

Kris Kringle deals with his eating disorders and discovers his inner elf in The Twelve Steps Of Christmas (syndicated), and An Agnostic Christmas.

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