Coffin Case – Review

April 28, 2006

While trolling for cute girls on MySpace, I stumbled across Coffin Case, a company that makes coffin-shaped guitar cases.

Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist – Review

April 28, 2006

The film consists of 75 minutes of continuous rape. Those with a rape fantasy whose Hentai is out of reach will be well served. Most will be disgusted.

Dead Batteries – Review

April 28, 2006

I thought it was some art project and I could impress my friends by having cooler useless shit than them. But they work. And they cost $1.25 each.

Evil Now – Review

April 28, 2006

Evil Now is an electronic catalog/newsletter for Shane Bugbee, a self-promoting lunatic who’s been discovering/reselling/producing weird shit for 20 years now.

Gothic Calendar 2006 – Review

April 28, 2006

It hangs on the wall and you look at it to see what day your utilities will actually shut off. It’s far prettier than the Staples calendar I used last year.

High Tension – Review

April 28, 2006

Lion’s Gate has released this foreign gem the way it was meant to be seen: With all the depravity and violence that help the story hit its high marks.

The Postman – Review

April 28, 2006

The Postman makes fake stamps and tries to slip them passed the French mailing authorities so he can meet the band and take photos of them holding his artwork.

Gone in 60 Seconds – Review

April 28, 2006

Old school action sequences, laughable acting, and serious sideburns are the order of the day. An amazing collector’s edition including over 500 crashes.

Doomed Nation – Issue Two – Review

April 28, 2006

If you’re into animal torture, human carnage, and dozens of horror movie death clips sandwiched between stoner/doom/unintelligible metal videos, you’re in luck.

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