Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – The Art of Exaggeration: Reviewers – Column

January 1, 2000

When they say… They really mean… “…a great live band…” = “Their CD sucks.” “…have scored rave reviews…” = “They’ve been reviewed.”

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

January 1, 2000

Scene Splicing: Ice TLC, Living Color Me Bad Brains, GWArmchair Martian.

Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part Two) – Column

January 1, 2000

Misheard Lyrics: What They Said: “We’ll dance in the garden with torches in the rain” What We Thought They Said: “We’ll dance with the goblin of toe cheese in the rain”

Garbage Pail – The All (Porn) Star Team – Column

January 1, 2000

Professional sports figures whose monikers seem better-suited to a career in the adult-film industry: Magic Johnson. Dennis Rodman. Dick Butkus.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

September 1, 1999

Band Collaborations: Manawarrant, Herbie HanCocteau Twins, Jon Spencer Moody Blues Explosion.

Hooray for Everything! – Fiction

September 1, 1999

“I am intelligent, a person of deep ideas, and therefore I enjoy Pavement,” we told ourselves. Alas, we can fool ourselves no longer.

Garbage Pail – It’s Time for a Softer, Gentler America – Column

September 1, 1999

What I would like to add at this point is that the news about Americans distrusting a sexually active man is the door into the White House which I’ve been eagerly awaiting. I am 35 years old and a natural-born citizen of the United States. I’ve been impotent for years.

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Garbage Pail – The Art of Exaggeration: Reviewers – Column

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part Two) – Column

Garbage Pail – The All (Porn) Star Team – Column

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

Hooray for Everything! – Fiction

Garbage Pail – It’s Time for a Softer, Gentler America – Column

Garbage Pail – Genetic Splicings I’d Hate to See – Column

Garbage Pail – A Candid Date With A Candidate – Column

L’Oser – Jean-Paul Bavard rappes avec Beck – Fiction