Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Genetic Splicings I’d Hate to See – Column

September 1, 1999

Genetic Splicings: Chuck Berry Manilow, Norm McDonald Trump, Dean Martin Short.

Underground Station – Column

June 1, 1999

Comics Value Annual 1999 Edition by Alex Malloy is up against the mighty Overstreet Price Guide, but finally recognize underground comics titles.

Sarre-Chasm – Living, Breathing, and Sweating the Business – Column

June 1, 1999

I must have certifiable rocks in my head to’ve enthusiastically taken on the unenviable task of booking the bands at a club out here in Portland, Oregon.

Import Zone – Column

June 1, 1999

If the name Vanessa Paradis sounds familiar, it’s probably because she’s currently Johnny Depp’s girlfriend, and is expecting a child with him.

Graffic Traffic – Column

June 1, 1999

To say that Alan Moore comes up with the odd spin on comics is like saying he sort of has a beard.

Garbage Pail – Obituaries – Column

June 1, 1999

The Swing Revival was found last Tuesday, choked on its own silly, wide-brimmed hat.

Garbage Pail – Band Names We Hope To Never See – Column

June 1, 1999

With “electronica” emitting its final thrusts like an epileptic’s death throes, it’s time to admit they had the stupidest nicknames since black metal and Goth.

The Other Y2K Problem – Fiction

June 1, 1999

Economists and world leaders are finally waking up to the fact that the horse lodging industry is lagging about 4,000 years behind where it should be.

Liquor Lecture – The Parting Shot – Column

June 1, 1999

I had experimented with as many fermented chemicals as I cared to ingest. I’d found my likes, my dislikes, that which made me angry, sad, and projectile vomit.

Coroner’s Corner – Vampire Film that Don’t Suck – Column

June 1, 1999

One of the longest enduring themes in the horror movie genre has been the vampire film. There always is a large audience attracted to all things vampirific.