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Sarre-Chasm – Nowhere by Nothing ’96 – Column

December 1, 1996

The much-hyped and highly overrated North By Northwest Music and Media Conference blew into Portland this weekend. It wore out its welcome like a distant relative.

Cine-Trash – St. Elmo’s Fire – Column

November 1, 1996

I were asked to choose the one film that best summed up the 1980s, I’d choose, not Wall Street nor Blue Velvet, but St. Elmo’s Fire.

Coroner’s Corner – Damn Fine Underoos – Column

November 1, 1996

Re-released to video are episodes of the classic Incredible Hulk and Spiderman live-action TV series. These shows are absolutely awesome in their ineptitude.

The Third Eye – Aura – Column

November 1, 1996

I’m automatically jealous of anyone who can see auras. Hours of concentration gives me nothing but a throbbing headache.

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Try organizing the notes on un-numbered bar napkins you later used as a coaster, or typing reviews from a notebook you threw up on. Journalism is hard work.

Garbage Pail – Now Available at the Adult Video Store – Column

November 1, 1996

Now Available at the Adult Video Store: Schindler’s Fist. Reservoir Dongs. Trainsquatting.

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Persistence is futile.

Garbage Pail – Gloss-A-Rock – Column

November 1, 1996

Gloss-A-Rock: Smack-rock: see track-rock. Track-rock: see dead-rock. Dead-rock: see nothing anymore.

Graffic Traffic – Column

November 1, 1996

Years ago, the best of Marvel Comics’ stable left, disgruntled at creating characters and being stiffed on licensing money, to form Image Comics.

Liquor Lecture – Five Stages of Drinking – Column

November 1, 1996

Let’s be honest, if you’re 16 and you stay up all night, it’s like a victory, you’ve beaten the night, but if you’re 30, then that sun is God’s flashlight.