Lollipop Magazine

Coroner’s Corner – Excuse me, is that my spleen on your shoe? – Column

June 1, 1996

Instead, most of the people I know chose to discuss When Animals Attack, a documentary on real animals that kill everybody. I’m sure there’s a message here.

Coroner’s Corner – You Can’t Polish a Turd – Column

May 1, 1996

If you prefer a less polished, grungier film with a budget equal to the lip-gloss bill for Diabolique, check out House On Sorority Row.

Coroner’s Corner – Remember When I Hit My Nuts?!! – Column

April 1, 1996

By one of Italy’s hottest new talents, this flick made it past American censors without any cuts, just a clunky retitle: Originally called Dellamorte Dellamore.

Coroner’s Corner – What’s New in Grue – Column

March 1, 1996

A deformed whipping-boy is left alone in the cellar of an Italian castle after his captor dies. A married couple and their blind daughter inherit the castle.

Coroner’s Corner – Asian Demonic Sex Fetish – Column

February 1, 1996

Often funny and full of unbelievable gunplay, The Killer blows away Terminator and Lethal Weapon. Also check out Hard-Boiled and the A Better Tomorrow series.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 1, 1996

My only regret is that Sigourney didn’t have anything slimy burst gorily out of her chest in Copycat. They should have worked it in.

Coroner’s Corner – Species – Column

September 1, 1995

Shape-shifting, face-crushing, spine-ripping, etc. Don’t forget the great creature design by H.R. Giger (Alien). Several Natasha Henstridge nude scenes help.

Coroner’s Corner – Entrails From the Crypt – Column

July 1, 1995

I recently saw Tales From the Hood and now I can’t stop swearing. This flick presents four separate stories that are tied together by a framing theme.

Coroner’s Corner – Death on the Home Screen – Column

June 1, 1995

Classic grue-fests like Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead II, and Suspiria were shown as they were meant to be: In a dark room with 200 of your closest strangers.

Coroner’s Corner – Scary Slasher Psychos or Why Judd Nelson shouldn’t play a mass murderer – Column

May 1, 1995

One of the scariest mainstream nuts to come along has to be Robert DeNiro’s portrayal of Max Cady in Cape Fear.