Lollipop Magazine

Coroner’s Corner – Column

April 1, 1995

I recall seeing Arachnophobia with 60 rambunctious Brownie Scouts. They screamed and cried at every spider sighting which had me continually on edge.

Coroner’s Corner – The Wizard of Gore – Column

March 1, 1995

Montag the Magician performs a magic show and a show-stopping trick with a female audience member. After the show, she is found dead by the method in the trick.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 1, 1995

Aaahhh… The season for love. The non-frozen birds are singing and sweethearts are exchanging gifts. So, let’s talk evisceration.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

October 1, 1994

Judging by the flood of duds currently available in most video stores, it is again time to journey up the anals of history to spotlight a “brilliant” director.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

August 1, 1994

The more new “horror” films I see, the more I appreciate the awesome exploits of the late 1970s to mid-1980s.

Coroner’s Corner – Laser Discs – Column

June 1, 1994

“Hey, wouldn’t it be nice to have a Japanese import disc of Dario Argento’s classic Deep Red?!” Sure, but not when I found out it would cost me $1,000!! Yikes!!

Coroner’s Corner – Column

April 1, 1994

A female onlooker is splattered by gore and must take a gratuitous nude bath to wash it off. The water turns to acid and broils her, screaming, to the bone.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 1, 1994

Angel Heart: If you like Mickey Rourke’s buns, you will love the scene where he and Lisa Bonet hump wildly while being drenched in gore and rain.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

December 1, 1993

Dead Alive, “The zombie film to end all zombie films,” will be hitting video stores any day now. Every bit of hype is true!

Coroner’s Corner – Column

October 1, 1993

I saw Friday the 13th Part 9: Jason Goes to Hell on opening night. Apart from a veritable smorgasbord of homages, the film offered no redeeming qualities.