Lollipop Magazine

Coroner’s Corner – Anaconda: The Must Miss of the Year – Column

July 1, 1997

I learned all I need to know about this film just seeing the preview: Mainly, the movie reeks.

Coroner’s Corner – A Public Service Announcement – Column

June 1, 1997

Money hungry distributors are now packaging the worst-ever horror films in tacky boxes with holograms and/or naked women to attract the no-brain jamboree.

Coroner’s Corner – Big Bloody Guys in Speedos – Column

May 1, 1997

The goal is simple; beat the snot out of your opponent before he severely injures you. And if you win, you can heal in luxury with a nice chunk-o-change.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

April 1, 1997

Many Scream Queens were present selling naked pictures of themselves to minors. That’s good. Breasts were hanging out as if to say, I dare you to not to look.

Coroner’s Corner – Scream: Wes is the Man – Column

February 1, 1997

Fans of the horror genre will no doubt thrill to the sight of several suspensefully set-up slaughter scenes that don’t skimp on the sauce.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

December 1, 1996

If you enjoy powerful drama jammed with tons o’ stars, check out Sleepers – a well-crafted tale of four young boys sent to Juvie Hall.

Coroner’s Corner – Damn Fine Underoos – Column

November 1, 1996

Re-released to video are episodes of the classic Incredible Hulk and Spiderman live-action TV series. These shows are absolutely awesome in their ineptitude.

Coroner’s Corner – Your Pussy Cat is a Fox – Column

October 1, 1996

The Island of Dr. Moreau is a modernized version of an already twice-told tale of genetic manipulation. Marlon Brando tackles the role with a strange gusto.

Coroner’s Corner – Not a Good Day for Nasal Passages – Column

September 1, 1996

A real oddity that showcases several stars embarrassing themselves, The Sentinel came out in the ’70s, and churned in the wake of classics as The Exorcist.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

August 1, 1996

Brad Pitt plays a pretty boy in Cutting Class who combats a fellow student bent on stabbing people. The good news is that Brad gets his head shoved in a vise.